Scarlett Johansson - Falling Down

My first chatting experience

I want to talk about my first time i chatting in internet . i thing it was year 1998 that was went my father has connect the internet to our house in kmkn kedah my home at that time.i was very excited at that time . before this i was only playing computer game .I was introduced to chatting is by my sister by used msn chat.i still remember my first chat friend is are roda30 that was my cousin or her real name are Hanan. At that time a was addict to chat even i not sleeps because i still want to chat. Start from that time i get many so many friend from malaysian to u.k .That was when i was a young. When i was grown up some how i was not interested anymore to chatting now i am prefered playing online game or surfing the internets. I still chat but not a frequent i do when i was young . I has only chat with my friend in friendster and myspace other type of chat space like yahoo messenger i do not like to use ,maybe because not someone industrious person.

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Can We Start Again?

So many times
I said that I love them
Looking over my shoulder at the door
So many times
I can't live without her
The wheel kept turning round
My feeling's changed
I went my own way
What can I say
To make you stay?

Cos in my dreams
They smother all over me
And I'm trying to explain
So many arms
Reach from my memories
Pull all at onceI'm lost amongst
The folds in their skin
I did you wrong
But I'm sorry now
And I'll show you how

If you were here now
You couldn't change
you wouldn't understandbut I'm ready now
I'm ready nowI'll make you proud
I was your man
and sing a song
but it's so ugly nowand I'll show you how

cos I'm ready now
I'm ready now
I'm ready now
I'm ready now
Hey I'm ready now

Can we start again?
so many times I said that I loved them
I'm ready now but
I'm ready now
Can we start again?
so many times
I can't live without her
The years was more than
I could bear
It's turning round

But in my dreams Can we start again?
They smother all over me I'm ready now
And I'm trying to explain Can we start again?

So many arms reach from my memory
The wheels kept turning round

Beras oh Beras

Happy brain day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hihihihih)

I'm sitting at this computer wondering what to say and I wish I could just type out "This sickness is taking a toll on me" and actually mean it, but I can't. Honestly speaking, I think the only thing that's getting to me is not being able to churn out a mere thousand and five hundred words for my wretched essay. It is of course, very simple, and takes little to really produce an essay out of it. I don't know what's wrong with me. I just can't seem to get my head around my studies anymore. I am in fact,i surt internet more than I am spending my time on academic study, be it individual and own study at home or hours being spent at u classes and what not. I had this conversation today and it's shocking how short a time I spend at class then at home (which is hardly anything REALLY) compared to the amount of hours I work. I don't work heaps, only enough for me to maintain my study and enjoy it and to be able to stay in conditions, but if one was to actually think about it, I spend NOTHING on study. It's about 2 and a half to 2, I'd say. That's about 20 hours of work a week, and only 8 at uni, considering I turn up for ALL my classes (which I don't, not at this stage no). That is absolutely shocking eh. I must admit, I am enjoying playing game so much more than studying and learning about life and the different movements in performance art and gender performance and what have you. Honestly.. seriously.. really.. How on earth are these things gonna help me in any way in future? Like how learning about compound interest and the planets when I was still back in school helped me now? Bollocks! Everything is absolute bollocks because without experience, you're worth nothing. And knowledge can only get you that far.. Most importantly though of course is that speaking from personal experience, MY BRAIN can only get me that far in containing knowledge.So really. REALLY.

I feel like I am...

I feel like I am...

Just a speck of dust
in this vast universe

Floating around, wandering aimlessly
Blown around, kicked around

Now bound by gravity
and strings attached....

Waiting to break free..
Waiting to be liberated..

So I can float around
Wandering aimlessly
in this vast universe
Just a speck of dust....
---
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I feel like I am

Drained of all energy
Tired & ready to give up
Ready to give in

..And then I wonder
if I am part of the vast universe
Where the sun, the moon, the earth and stars
Never pause, never let up..
May be I need to get up..
Get moving again
Keep moving
Day after day after day
Life goes on....and on...

The origin of Mother's Day and Father Day

Mothers' Day

Mother's Day is a day honoring mothers, celebrated on various days in many places around the world. It complements Father's Day, the celebration honoring fathers.

History

Different countries celebrate Mother's Day on various days of the year because the day has a number of different origins.

One school of thought claims this day emerged from a custom of mother worship in ancient Greece, which kept a festival to Cybele, a great mother of Greek gods. This festival was held around the Vernal Equinox around Asia Minor and eventually in Rome itself from the Ides of March (15 March) to 18 March.

The ancient Romans also had another holiday, Matronalia, that was dedicated to Juno, though mothers were usually given gifts on this day.

In some countries Mother's Day began not as a celebration for individual mothers but rather for Christians.

Mothering Sunday in Britain and Ireland

Mothering Sunday, also called "Mothers' Day" in the United Kingdom and Ireland falls on the fourth Sunday of Lent (exactly three weeks before Easter Sunday). It is believed to have originated from the 16th century Christian practice of visiting one's mother church annually, which meant that most mothers would be reunited with their children on this day. Most historians believe that young apprentices and young women in servitude were released by their masters that weekend in order to visit their families.[1] As a result of secularization, it is now principally used to celebrate and give thanks for mothers, although it is still recognised in the historical sense by some churches, with attention paid to Mary the mother of Jesus as well as the traditional concept 'Mother Church'.

Mothering Sunday can fall at earliest on March 1st (in years when Easter Day falls on March 22nd) and at latest on April 4th (when Easter Day falls on April 25th).

Father's Day

Fathers' Day is a secular celebration inaugurated in the early twentieth century to complement Mother's Day in celebrating fatherhood and parenting by males, and to honor and commemorate fathers and forefathers. Fathers' Day is celebrated on a variety of dates worldwide and typically involves gift-giving to fathers and family-oriented activities.

International history and traditionsGermanyIn Germany there is no such thing as Father's Day as celebrated throughout the western world. There are two terms and/or events of an older origin that while similar in name, have entirely different meanings. Männertag, is always celebrated on Ascension Day (the Thursday forty days after Easter), which is a federal holiday. Regionally, it is also called men's day, Männertag, or gentlemen's day, Herrentag. It is tradition to do a males-only hiking tour with one or more smaller wagons, Bollerwagen, pulled by manpower. In the wagons are wine or beer (according to region) and traditional regional food, Hausmannskost, which could be Saumagen, Liverwurst, Blutwurst (Blood Sausage), vegetables, eggs, etc.

Männertag and Herrentag are very much maligned and center around either becoming inebriated and/or passing the tradition of extreme alcohol consumption onto the younger men. Obviously, these holidays/concepts have nothing to do with the traditional concept of Father's Day where the role of Dad is celebrated.

Roman Catholic tradition

In the Roman Catholic tradition, Fathers' Day is celebrated on Saint Joseph's Day, March 19, though in most countries Fathers' Day is a secular celebration.

menarik di malaysia

cerita lawak

Temubual seorang pemuda dengan pakcik gembala biri-biri.

Pemuda : Baguslah ternakan biri-biri pakcik. Boleh saya tanya beberapasoalan tak?

Pakcik : Boleh aje…

Pemuda : Berapa jauh biri-biri ni berjalan setiap hari?

Pakcik : Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?”

Pemuda : Yang putih.

Pakcik : Kalau yang putih berjalan lebih kurang enam kilometer setiaphari.

Pemuda : Yang hitam?

Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama…

Pemuda : Berapa banyak plak rumput biri-biri ni makan setiap hari?

Pakcik : Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?

Pemuda : Yang putih?

Pakcik : Ah, yang putih makan lebih kurang empat kilo rumput setiaphari.

Pemuda : Dan yang hitam?

Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama…

Pemuda : Berapa banyak bulu yang mereka hasilkan setiap tahun?

Pakcik : Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?

Pemuda : Yang putih?

Pakcik : Aaa…yang putih menghasilkan sekitar enam kilo bulu setiaptahun.

Pemuda : Dan yang hitam?

Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama…

Pemuda : Kenapa pakcik membezakan biri-biri pakcik yg putih dgn yghitam, padahal jawapan semuanya sama aje?

Pakcik : Mestilah…sebab biri-biri yang putih itu pakcik yang punye.

Pemuda : Ooo, gitu ke…abis tu yang hitam tu sapa punye?

Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama….

20 Types You Meet in the Men’s Room

1) Excitable — Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2) Sociable — Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3) Cross-eyed — Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4) Timid — Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

5) Indifferent — All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

6) Clever — No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.

7) Worried — Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8) Frivolous — Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.

9) Absent-Minded — Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10) Childish — Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

11) Sneaky — Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.

12) Patient — Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.

13) Desperate — Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14) Tough — Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.

15) Efficient — Waits until he has to crap and does both.

16) Fat — Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.

17) Little — Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18) Drunk — Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

19) Disgruntled — Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20) Conceited — Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.

INSPIRED STORY

Precious Doe

In the summer of 2005, a tip call leads police to discover the truth about the murder of a little girl known only as "Precious Doe". Police attribute the solving of this case to media attention, without it they say the identity of "Precious Doe" would have remained a mystery and her killers would have remained at large.
On April 28, 2001, police search a secluded, wooded area in Kansas City, MO and make a gruesome discovery. They find the headless, battered corpse of a young African American girl who locals christen "Precious Doe." Three days later a volunteer finds Precious Doe's head wrapped in a plastic bag and dumped in the woods. Investigators are stunned that a child so young could be dead but not reported missing. A massive investigation unfolds as detectives circulate sketches of the girl, and enlist the help of forensic anthropologists to recreate her face, in the hopes that someone will recognize her.
After four years of media attention, including numerous airings of Cold Case Files, a tip helped police identify Precious Doe as Erica Michelle Maria Green. In May of 2005, the girl's mother, Michelle Johnson, and stepfather, Harrel Johnson, were charged with her murder

When Tun Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister - 18PL

When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia, One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country down south can be doing much better than Malaysia.
One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for their country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysian Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh’s advice in the country. After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do :

Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.

Dr M : But Why ?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for ‘Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks’. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.

Dr M: What! why him ?

Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for ‘A Nation Without Any Ringgit’.

Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.

Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name,
MAHATHIR…… Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly.

Peribahasa Moden Seiring dengan Peredaran Zaman

1. Seperti anjing jantan dgn anjing betina
Maknernyer: Dua orang yg pantang bertemu asik nak beromen aje.

2. Sepandai-pandai lalat terbang akhirnya ke taik jugak dia hinggap.
Maknernyer: Orang kalau dah perokok tu, kalau dia berenti akhirnya dia gerenti start balik punyer

3. Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat,tak pernah masok ke sukan Olimpik.
Maknernyee : Jangan macam bagus pasal yg macam bagus tu selalunya tak bagus

4. Biar putih tulang jgn putih muker
Maknernyee: Kalau surat beranak dah letak orang Melayu jgn eksen nak jadi Mat Salleh plak. Be proud of what you are.

5. Kalau tidak ader angin masakan satu LRT boleh bau busuk
Maknernyer: Kentotlah…

6. Seperti kacang luperkan mama
Maknernyer: Orang yg tak sedar diri tak kenang jasa baik orang yg muler-muler mempopularkan dia.

7. Ader udang di sebalik udang lain
Maknernyer: Jgn sangka yg duduk sorang kat tempat sunyi tu sorang. Check betul-betul, mesti ader sorang lagi kat bawah ke tengah ke baring ke.

8. Biar mati anak jgn mati pucuk
Maknernyer: Kalau dah mati pucuk camner nak dapat anak?

9. Sudah jatuh ditimpa piano
Maknernyer: Nasib malang yg tak agak-agak.

Apakah hobi terbaru rakyat Malaysia?

Sudah tentu bukan membaca
Sebab perpustakaan lengang sentiasa
Kalau adapun baca novel cintaAtau baca Mangga dan Mastika
Bacaan ringan yang merosak minda

Habis apa dia hobi mereka?

Dulu asyik bela ayam serama
Bagus juga sayang makhluk Allah taala
Sanggup mandikan begitu punya jaga
Selain ayam ikan pun depa belaIkan lohan dan juga arowana
Sanggup guna duit gaji kerja lebih masa
Sekarang ni pancing udang pula
Bukan di sungai tapi kolam buatan manusia
Buat kolam di rumah kedai yang disewa
Gila sungguh tak dak kerja
Hobi terbaru ialah main SMS pula
Setahun dianggarkan 1000 juta
Dari reality show hingga umpat mengata
Keluar habis cerita Baginda Altantuya
Dari joke hingga palsu punya berita
Dari I love you hingga cerai talak tiga
Selain dari ucap besday dan Hari Raya
Judi pun pakai khidmat SMS juga
Tidak kira di mana-mana
Atas LRT dan juga tempat kerja
Untunglah syarikat telekomunikasi kita
Boleh taja EPL dan Piala Dunia
Dengan CELCOM anda berkuasa
Asalkan jangan taksub besar kepala
Yang si mat rempit lain pula
Race motor tengah malam buta
Hadiah pertama sicantik jelita
Sanggup tunjuk skil korban nyawa
Jangan sekali dok tegur merekaNanti pecah habis cermin kereta
Malaysia Boleh itu dia cogankata
Polis pun tak boleh buat apa
Pening dengan mat rempit punya gejala
Lain pula hobi motor golongan berada
Yang tu naik konvoi pergi merata-rata
Dari KL naik motor konvoi ke utara
Bukan apa cuma nak pi makan laksa
Atau buat konvoi sempena merdeka
Kita tanya apa tujuan mereka
Keseronokan yak yak yeh sorak gembira
Lambat lagi lah bangsa kita merdeka
Apa hobi anda?
Kumpul setem, memancing atau tonton telenovela80% remaja jawab dengar radio dan tonton tv laSebab tu meningkat pendapatan Media PrimaHot FM yang lebih hangat daripada biasa
Dengar celoteh dan merepek Farah Fauzana
Tak dak slot khas motivasi agama
Sebab yang tu orang tak berapa suka
Benda yang perlu berfikir atau guna minda
Sebab tu di pasaran otak antarabangsa
Otak orang Melayu tinggi harga
Dok berkilat dan cantik sebab jarang guna

Why do we read Quran, even if we can't understand a single Arabic word????

This is a beautiful story of an Old American Muslim lived on a farm in the mountains of easternKentucky with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Qur'an. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.One day the grandson asked, "Grandpa! I try to read the Qur'an just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good doesreading the Qur'an do?"The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied, "Ta ke this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of water."The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he got back to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, "You'll have to move a little faster next time," and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again. This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket instead. The old man said, "I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You're just not trying hard enough," and he went out the door to watch the boy try again.At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would Leak out before he got back to the house. The boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, "See Grandpa, it's useless!""So you think it is useless?" The old man said, "Look at the basket."The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and was now clean, inside and out."Son, that's what happens when you read the Qur'an. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be Changed, inside and out. That is the work of Allah in our lives."

Tabung Dapur untuk Darfur: Pernahkah Mawi ke sana?

Azamin Amin Wed May 07, 08 9:39:55 am MYTKUALA LUMPUR, 7 Mei (Hrkh) - Bagi membantu lebih dua juta orang pelarian di Darfur, Sudan,'Tabung Dapur Untuk Darfur' telah pun dilancarkan supaya rakyat Malaysia dapat bersama-sama menyumbang dana untuk disalurkan kepada mereka yang memerlukan. -->-->Perasmian tabung tersebut telahpun disempurnakan Timbalan Perdana Menteri Dato' Seri Najib Tun Razak pada 30 Julai di Putrajaya dengan kerjasama dan anjuran oleh Dewan Pemuda Masjid Malaysia dan stesen TV3.Untuk menarik lebih ramai penyumbang dan meyakinkan rakyat, seorang ikon telah dipilih untuk menjadi Duta tabung tersebut iaitu Asmawi Ani atau lebih dikenali sebagai Mawi.Beliau sentiasa menghiasi iklan TV bagi mempromosi tabung tersebut supaya lebih ramai masyarakat bersimpati dan membantu golongan yang daif di negara tersebut.Persoalan yang timbul, sehingga kini tidak kedengaran atau kelihatan malah diberitakan tentang pemergian Mawi ke Darfur sejak beliau menjadi Duta seiring tabung itu dilancarkan."Di sebalik senyuman Mawi yang menghiasi Tabung Darfur itu, kita tidak pula melihat tangisannya di negeri tersebut," kata seorang peminat beliau secara sinis.Ramai pihak mempertikaikan sama ada, Mawi sekadar dijadikan 'tempelan' untuk melariskan sesuatu produk sahaja tanpa mengambil kira kerja-kerja amal yang wajar dilakukan.Sewajarnya Mawi selaku Duta, sudah pun singgah ke Darfur bagi menyelami masalah dan derita rakyat miskin di sana.Sesudah itu, barulah secara 'tulus' dan bersungguh menguar-uarkan kepada orang ramai tentang kepayahan yang dilalui oleh dua juta penduduk di sana."Bagaimana nak cerita kalau tidak tahu keadaan di sana? Nak cerita susah dan raih simpati orang tapi tidak tahu apa itu sengsara mereka," kata Salmah seorang penghantar email ke Harakahdaily."Saya dah tengok di rancangan TV, Mawi sudah pun ke 'United Kingdom' tapi belum lihat lagi ke Darfur," katanya lagi.Justeru ramai pihak mahu Mawi tidak sekadar dijadikan sandaran untuk tujuan komersial mahupun kebajikan namun tidak 'menghayati' sebarang produk yang dipromosikan.Mungkin penaja tabung atau Mawi perlu melaksanakan 'pertikaian' itu dengan kadar segera kerana tabung tersebut telah diperkenalkan di peringkat nasional dan mendapat perhatian ramai.Sebelum ini dalam satu kenyataan Dewan Pemuda Masjid dalam laman web mereka menyatakan bahawa 'Kebersamaan Mawi diharap akan dapat merangsang anak muda agar turut menjayakan projek tabung dapur untuk darfur ini."Harapan kami, Mawi akan menjadi 'agen' penting dalam menyedarkan anak-anak muda dan belia kita tentang nasib serta penderitaan penduduk Darfur jauh di benua Afrika sana," kata laman web berkenaan.Kini ramai juga tertanya-tanya dengan slogan yang pada peringkat awal kemunculan Mawi di dunia seni yang kini sudah tenggelam sepi :'Belia Benci Dadah'.Seharusnya slogan itu wajar diteruskan dan dalam masa yang sama Mawi mesti turut serta dalam kempen-kempen mencegah gejala pengunaan Dadah secara drastik, memandangkan beliau dianggap sebagai ikon remaja dan 'contoh' tauladan kepada sesiapa yang mahu berjaya,kata sesetengah pihak yaang prihatin dengan perjalanan seni beliau.Kepada yang ingin menghulurkan sumbangan, mereka boleh melakukannya terus ke akaun TABUNG DAPUR UNTUK DARFUR TV3 melalui akaun Maybank bernombor 514271-339000 atau menerusi laman web http://www.mayban2u.com/ atau mengirim cek berpalang dialamatkan ke TABUNG DAPUR UNTUK DARFUR (TDD TV3) No 3, Sri Pentas, Persiaran Bandar Utama, 47800, Petaling Jaya. - mks.

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